Anonymous said:

tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrmarketing(.)com did you do it yet?


Sorry me no ingles! :3


The King of New Zealand: There was this girl I don’t like and she wanted me to go have drinks...

kingofnewzealand:

There was this girl I don’t like and she wanted me to go have drinks with her and I was like fuck I need an excuse to get out of it so I told her “sorry, I have to go see my friend in hospital, she’s having a baby” and she goes “Oh really? Who?” I said “Just my friend… Bella” So then she asks “Oh,…